From the Archives - The Bars: a Family Saga
IntroductionThis tale, from my archives, concerns an emotional tug-of-war between my father and me which ended up putting my innocent 15-year-old nephew John in harm’s way. Here are John and his father...
View ArticleEasy Recipes for College Kids
Introduction I just took my daughter back down to Santa Barbara to resume college a couple days ago, and suddenly realized my wife and I forgot to teach her how to cook. So I’ve decided to put...
View ArticleMore Easy Recipes for College Kids
IntroductionIn my previous post, I provided some easy recipes for meals even an inexperienced and time-strapped college kid could cook. I ran out of space (so to speak … I felt the post had gotten...
View ArticleHow to Avoid Bad Movies
IntroductionOkay, we’re into our eighth month of shelter-in-place and we’re running out of movies. We’ve seen the Oscar nominees and all the films friends have recommended and, it seems, are down to...
View ArticleHow to Avoid Bad Movies - Part II
VlogI am well aware of the dangers of repetitive stress injuries, such as those incurred using the mouse scroll-wheel or web page scroll-bars. Meanwhile, I wouldn't want you to get your touch-screen...
View ArticleBiased Blow-By-Blow - 2020 Vuelta a España Stage 20
IntroductionTo me, sport seems kind of pointless during this pandemic. The articles on the front page of the sports section of the paper (yes, I get an old school paper newspaper, a phrase which seems...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - Thank You (Not) for the Cheesy Microscope
VlogIf a picture is worth a thousand words, and HD video captures 30 frames per second, then a ten-minute video is worth about 18 million words. That seems more efficient than reading a 1,600-word...
View ArticleTravel Tips During the COVID-19 Pandemic
IntroductionAs if the COVID-19 pandemic weren’t bad enough, we as a nation are also facing a lot of scolds who have sky-is-falling, buzzkill attitudes about getting together with our families over the...
View ArticleCould Artificial Intelligence Replace Writers?
Introduction Over a year ago, I came across this fascinating article about whether or not Artificial Intelligence could write a New Yorker article. The answer was essentially “no” or “not yet,” but it...
View ArticleCould Artificial Intelligence Replace Writers? - Part 2
IntroductionsIn my last post, I reacted to a 2019 New Yorker articleabout new machine learning technologies that, some say, will eventually enable A.I. to write magazine articles. Disturbed by this, I...
View ArticleCould Artificial Intelligence Replace Writers? - Part 3
IntroductionIn my last two posts (here and here) I explored the question of whether Artificial Intelligence could write a magazine article. In particular I described a New Yorker essay on this subject...
View ArticleLast-Minute Online Holiday Gift Guide!
Introduction If, like me, you’ve put off holiday shopping for too long, and find yourself in a community lockdown due to COVID-19, and are now forced to buy all your gifts online, you’ve come to the...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - Marin Headlands Big Ring Tale
VlogThis post goes well beyond the 160-character length of an SMS text, not to mention the 180-character limit of a tweet. Since I cannot reasonably expect anybody to read more than that in a single...
View ArticleWhat’s Wrong with Wonder Woman?
IntroductionTo be clear, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with Wonder Woman as a concept. And there’s nothing wrong with Gal Gadot. (For that matter, I don’t see anything wrong with Barbie, but...
View ArticleA Wide Net Approach to New Year’s Resolutions
IntroductionIn years past in these pages, I’ve offered general suggestions on how to formulate New Year’s Resolutions. Well, it never worked … the closest I’ve had to getting a comment like “this...
View ArticleShould You Eat Less Salt?
VlogI would love to have an albertnet podcast, but the fact is, I don’t know how. I would have to learn some new platform, and figure out how to make it available to the 4.3 billion users of the...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - Bicycling Glossary
IntroductionLately I’ve been going through a bunch of decades-old Winningmagazines, including their special oversized Tour de France special editions, and I have to chuckle at the ubiquitous two-page...
View ArticleSuper Bowl FAQ - A Guide for Foreigners
IntroductionI am no expert about American football. That might make me seem like a poor authority to consult about the Super Bowl. But most Americans are far too steeped in football lore to be of much...
View ArticleNon-Race Non-Report - 2021 Fort Ord CCCX XC MTB
IntroductionIt’s become a tradition for me, at this time of year, to head to Fort Ord in the Monterey area and do a mountain bike race. Normally, I’m a high school cycling coach and this is an...
View ArticleAsk a Sea Kayaker
Dear Sea Kayaker,I am torn between the Pelican Mustang 100X kayak and the Old Town Vapor 12XT. Both have great reviews. What would you suggest for all-day use, and the right combination of quickness...
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