Adopting a Kitten in the Modern Era
IntroductionAre you considering adopting a cat? Has it been awhile since you did this? Or do you just like cats and/or think I can make you laugh? Well then, read on. I adopted a kitten recently...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - Wacko College Rhetoric Paper
IntroductionWhen I transferred from UC Santa Barbara to UC Berkeley, I somehow didn't have the official “Schedule of Classes” that described exactly what each class was. In fact, I didn’t know this...
View ArticleWhat You Didn’t Know About Giraffes!
IntroductionBack in the ‘80s, a friend of mine tried to set me up with his girlfriend’s sister. I thought the whole double-dating thing was kind of corny, plus it didn’t seem like this girl was the...
View ArticleBiased Blow-By-Blow - Vuelta a España Stage 20
IntroductionSome bike race coverage is better than others, but the vast majority of accounts share one trait: journalistic integrity. This means being responsible and only reporting what is...
View ArticleRide Report - Mount Baker (WA) with Brother & Nephew
IntroductionIt’s SOP on my bike club, after a glorious race, to send around a report, which traditionally focuses more on the food (which is always copious) than the glory (which can be elusive)....
View ArticleFrom the Archives - The Closet, or My Claustrophobia
IntroductionEver wonder what it would be like to be really, really claustrophobic? Well, I am. Read on for a tour of this sometimes absurd phobia.The Closet, or My Claustrophobia – June 10, 2010I’m...
View ArticleHow Android Wrecked My Morning
IntroductionEver had your sleep shattered by a way-too-early phone call? Well, at least that scenario requires an evil or bumbling human at the other end of the phone. I found out recently that these...
View ArticleFiction - The Bowl
IntroductionWhat follows is a work of fiction. All characters are totally made-up and any resemblance of any character to any real person, living or dead, or to any person who might be born at any...
View ArticleCarbon vs. Steel & the Bike Geek Divide
NOTE: This post is rated R for mild strong language and mature themes.IntroductionThis post was inspired by the book It’s All About The Bike: The Pursuit of Happiness on Two Wheelsby Robert Penn....
View ArticleFrom the Archives - Mountain Biking “Big Ring Tale”
IntroductionMy older daughter is looking to join her high school’s mountain bike team. We went to the kick-off luncheon recently, and the head coach said to her, “I hope we’re not too late ... your dad...
View ArticleSelf-Help & the 8th Habit
IntroductionDon’t you hate it when this happens?It’s always so tempting to mock the word “paradigm,” and other concepts from The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People. (I mentioned this book to my...
View Article1-Star Reviews: The Fun & The Folly
IntroductionI’ve blogged before about Amateur Product Reviews: those reviews that your average joe can post on sites like Amazon, Best Buy, Yelp, etc. These serve a valuable purpose because we can’t...
View ArticleBell’s Seasoning & The Key to Thanksgiving
IntroductionCan any interesting new sentence be formed using the words “holiday” and “tradition?” Probably not, so I’m going to chuck the junior high writing guidelines, skip the topic sentence, and...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - The Great TA Smackdown
IntroductionWhen somebody disses me, I usually retaliate. I’m not talking about revenge, which attempts to fix one wrong with another, but about pursuing justice in a responsible, productive fashion....
View ArticleBeck’sting: Frexting for Men?
NOTE: This post is rated R for mature themes, alcohol references, and mild strong language.IntroductionDang it! Tonight is the only night I have free to write, but half my research cannot be done....
View ArticleA Cure for Holiday Consumerist Bloat
IntroductionDo you ever feel glutted around The Holidays? Not just by food, but by stuff? I always do, whether I receive many gifts or not. The sheer spectacle of all that commerce gets to me, and...
View ArticleLeap Years & Leap Seconds
IntroductionTomorrow is the start of a leap year. What does this mean, besides the obvious bit about there being a February 29? Why do we observe leap year? What folk traditions surround this? What...
View ArticleFrom the Archives - The Paperboy
IntroductionI’m running out of archival stuff to recycle on slow news days. So today I’m going way, way back and posting something I have only in hardcopy, from 1986. Since I don’t feel like retyping...
View ArticleAI Smackdown - Moto vs. Cortana vs. Siri
NOTE: This post is rated R for mild strong language.IntroductionI already blogged about my Android phone—not the way a professional critic would, but in terms of what’s actually interesting about it,...
View ArticleWorkout Megmix Liner Notes - Part I
NOTE: This post is rated R for mild strong language.IntroductionA couple friends asked me for recommendations for music to listen to while riding the stationary bike or indoor trainer. I’ve been...
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